Men = Happy

This was an email forward and I somehow found it too true not to share..........

Its true. Men are more happier than women. I mean, what else do you expect from such simple (and proud of it) creatures???
bcoz

• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
  
• You can never be pregnant.
  
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  
• The world is your urinal.
  
• You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  
• Wrinkles add character.
  
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  
• One mood all the time.
  
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  
• You know stuff about tanks and engines.
  
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  
• You can open all your own jars.
  
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
  
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
  
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
  

No wonder men are happier :p