Oh, Fuck you Bitch

They say, to err is human. And consequently I fall in the same category too. I will err. And err again. But every time, that I commit an error, a new lesson will be learnt by my sub-conscious mind. Though its not that life hasn’t taught my any lessons till now. After serving a long stint as an official nerd during my high school days, I am finally living up to the reputation of being a snob, a girl who couldn’t care less about her higher education and stuff. Needless to say, campus life teaches you a lot. It did to me as well. I am finally learning the complexities of being a bitch. The intricacies and importance of acting like a bitch. Like those girls who hop around in the choicest of clothes, their vocab updated with multi-lingual slang, can impress and date any damn guy in a jiffy and throw away attitude (so what, if half of the sane crowd ignores them? ). They still manage to draw the attention of a large amount of people who are popular and matter in the youth cult. Sigh! So, it’s decided. From now on, I’ll be bringing up my latest mini and Abercrombie racer-back. Will be acting as a mean “miss know-it-all”. I would poke fun at any and every girl whose dress is oh-so-last season. I’ll also build up a gang comprising of super-cool girls who can dress to impress (it doesn’t matter if they have nothing left in their upper levels, brains, I mean). But then, on second thoughts, what will be the difference left between me and them. I believe that I, like everyone else in the world, is completely unique. And no one can take my place, no matter what. I am happy being me, doesn’t matter if I remain at home every other Saturday night and don’t get frequent invitations for late-night partying. I at least have the sense to adjudge what’s wrong and what’s right? So, be it. I am happy being myself. The bitch business was never made out for me in the first place. So, why bother? Bring up those pajamas, tie up the hair in a bun, and nestle in the coziest spot of the room with a novel. Oh yes, I am happy being this. Could not and would not care two hoots about the snob gentry who love to dismiss the intellectual class as nerdy, un-happening and boring. Frankly, sweethearts, we couldn’t care less And, believe me, it feels like heaven when I address them in four simple words Oh, Fuck You Bitch

10 comments:

Nipun | June 15, 2008 at 6:59 PM

now this was simply superb..
something not usually brought out in the open...
and i thought girls are goody goody and don't usually speak out this way...
awesome..
trust me.. Its different...
Keep blogging...

swati | June 15, 2008 at 11:22 PM

awesum....loved it!

truely discribes u....the real YOU!!

ibest32 | June 16, 2008 at 12:27 PM

ths i cn say hs been writen in anger i m sure.........bt the flip sid is tht it ws controlled aggression n the thoughts vr laid in an awesum manner!!!!!!
keep it up...
u rock!!!!

smriti | June 17, 2008 at 2:56 PM

so finally u ended up on d right side eh?? ;)

obviously its better to be called nerds n be an intellectual than to be one of those wannabes'

n btw... d way u concluded was really impressive :)

keep adding more :)

sam | June 19, 2008 at 1:33 PM
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sam | June 19, 2008 at 1:38 PM

hahaha .... at last u write it all . wat soo new abt it i already knew u think tis way.
ad tats wat i loved te most !!!
yaaa swati is rht "A REAL U".

sammy | August 12, 2008 at 12:57 AM

well well wot shud i say u were amazin nd u really knw alot bout d bitches nd thr lives.I must say b the way u are u rock nd just dun even try to b 1 among those bitches........................
as nipun said keep blogging u got diff stuff so wt m i gettin next?

Priyanka Kamboj | August 20, 2008 at 8:53 PM

hey..i reeealy liked ths post..at one pt of time..evn i ws a part of group of dose gurls who were full of red nail paints..flashy glares..emo kinda hairstyles..pumps..pouts n wht not..it felt gud..but thn i realsd it wsnt da real me..i felt gud at home..in mam cosy bed reading a novell..jus like you..
i relay liked it...
n yeeeah thnx 4 cmmntin on ma..blog..
b in tuch..tc.. :-)

prianca | August 21, 2008 at 8:46 PM

@ priyanka

thnx for d appreciation ;)
nd sure, i'll stay in touch
wud love to read more of ur works..do temme wen u update ur blog

Chandramukhee | August 25, 2008 at 1:25 AM

Hi Prianca!

Nice writing, I really enjoyed. both of us share almost similar thoughts. Do keep in touch